News reporter: in a stunning turn of events a member of the air force is being sued for apparently stealing someone's suit. The plaintiff, Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man, whose 2nd Iron Man suit was stolen by James Rhodes, has filed suit against the famed member of the air force in superior court
Tony's lawyer: Mr Stark didn't ask his suit to be stolen, Mr Stark didn't want his suit to be stolen and the sadness recieved from James Rhodes' "actions" (so called) causes him daily depression
Rhodey: Hey i prevented you from hurting innocent people by accident!
Tony: You didn't prevent me from hurting innocent people by accident, you stole my life's work, that's what you did!
Rhodey: listen you little piece of…!
Rhodey's lawyer: My client has no further comments at this time